GAMESTOP ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN  ·  BLOCK ONE, WEEK TWO

THEY TURNED OFF
THE BUY BUTTON. SO WE PUT ONE
ON THEIR CHAIN.

Five and a half years later. You may now press buy.

PRESS BUY CHART
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EXHIBIT NO. 1 — THE HISTORY

THE LORE

Everything below is real. That is the joke.

  1. SEPT 8, 2019
    THE YOLO

    A user named DeepFuckingValue posts a $53,000 bet on GameStop. The stock is $4. Everyone laughs.

  2. JAN 2021
    THE SETUP

    Short interest reaches 140% of the float. More shares are sold short than exist.

  3. JAN 26, 2021
    THE TWEET

    "Gamestonk!!" — @elonmusk, 9:08 PM

  4. JAN 28, 2021
    THE BUTTON

    GME touches $483. Robinhood restricts the stock to position closing only. You may sell. You may not buy. By lunch it trades at $112.

  5. FEB 18, 2021
    THE HEARING

    "A few things I am not: I am not a cat, I am not an institutional investor, nor am I a hedge fund… I like the stock." — sworn testimony, United States Congress

  6. MAY 18, 2022
    THE FUNERAL

    Melvin Capital, the fund that shorted GameStop, shuts down. F.

  7. MAY–JUNE 2024
    THE RETURN

    After three years of silence, Roaring Kitty returns — one wordless tweet, May 12. By June 13 his final screenshot shows 9,001,000 shares.

  8. JULY 1, 2026
    THE CHAIN

    Robinhood launches its own blockchain. Nine days later, this.

The hedge fund is dead.

The video game store is a Bitcoin whale making a $55.5 billion bid for eBay.

And the coin lives on the buy-button company's blockchain.

EXHIBIT NO. 2 — THE PREMISES

SCENE OF THE CRIME

Entered into the record, for whoever is keeping one.

The Apology

Robinhood's excuse for halting buys was slow settlement. They spent five years and a billion dollars building a blockchain to fix it.

This coin lives on the apology.

The Rent

Robinhood earns network fees on this chain. In 2021 they turned off the buy button.

Now they get paid every time you press it.

The Geography

Robinhood Chain's tokenized stocks are live in 120+ countries. The United States is not one of them.

American apes still can't press buy — except on this.

The Fine Print

Yes, we know: the chain runs on a centralized sequencer, so technically there is still an off switch.

We find this funnier than you do.

TURN OFF THE BUY BUTTON

Not affiliated with Robinhood Markets or GameStop Corp. Obviously.

EXHIBIT NO. 3 — THE INSTRUCTIONS

HOW TO BUY

Four steps. None of them can be turned off at 3:30 AM.

1

GET A WALLET

MetaMask or Robinhood Wallet. Any EVM wallet works.

Self-custody. Nobody can restrict your account while you sleep.

2

ADD ROBINHOOD CHAIN

One tap, or enter it manually. ETH is the gas token.

Chain ID
4663
RPC
rpc.mainnet.chain.robinhood.com
Symbol
ETH
Explorer
robinhoodchain.blockscout.com
4

PRESS BUY

Open Uniswap on Robinhood Chain, paste the contract, swap ETH for GME.

OPEN UNISWAP

The button works now.

VERIFY THE CONTRACT

At least three copycat GME tokens exist on this chain. The only contract is:

Check it against @gamestoponrh before you swap.

EXHIBIT NO. 4 — THE EVIDENCE

RECEIPTS

Don't trust us. We're a memecoin. Verify.

THE CONTRACT robinhoodchain.blockscout.com ↗ THE CHART dexscreener ↗ THE POOL GME / WETH · geckoterminal ↗ THE HOLDERS on-chain · blockscout ↗

No promises are made on this page. That would be a roadmap.

EXHIBIT NO. 5 — THE PLAN

ROADMAP

  1. PHASE 1: THE SQUEEZE 2021 · complete
  2. PHASE 2: HODL 2021–2026 · you are here
  3. PHASE 3: MOASS (Mother of All Short Squeezes) perpetually imminent

There is no formal team or roadmap. There never was.

APES TOGETHER STRONG

The hearing is in session. Attendance is voluntary and irreversible.

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